Our Theater
We perform every other Saturday night at the Hollywood Theater in Dormont!
We also do occasional shows with our good friends at The Oaks Theater in Oakmont.
Both of these venues are single-screen, independently-owned theateres rich in local history, and we are honored to be their guests. Please support them!
Our Schedule
You can always watch our Facebook page to see where we're performing next.
For further booking information, please contact jccppgh@gmail.com.
The Rules
- Rule #1. This show is about fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
- Rule #2. This show is about fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
- Rule #3. No open flame in the theater, unless it's your sexual preference. No large super soakers, we're wet enough already.
- Rule #4. NO RICE, no prunes, no hot dogs, no confetti, no sex in the champagne room (or the bathroom), but sex in the theater is highly encouraged if done in full view.
- Rule #5. We are actors; we are cheap. We perform in front of a screen; it is expensive. Therefore, DO NOT throw objects at the stage or the screen, or you will be ejected IMMEDIATELY.
- Rule #6. There is no rule #6.
- Rule #7. No poofters. All poofters will be ejected from the theater immediately.
- Rule #8. This show is about fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
All rules subject to change pending the MC's memory and the idiocy of fellow cast and/or audience members.
Some restrictions may apply; see our pre-shows for details.
Prop Bags & Bondage Bears
We're a volunteer cast and we receive no cut of theater revenues. So the only way we can buy costumes, get out to the theater and put on a good show is from YOU buying our crap!
- Slice of toast
- Rubber glove
- Noise maker
- Newspaper
- Playing cards
- Party hat
- Sheet of toilet paper
- And more...
$3 ea.
Bondage Bears are our oh-so lovable teddy bears hand-corrupted by us for your pleasure... For sale only at our shows!
$10 ea.
Come see one of us before the show to pick up your very own!
While supplies last. May not be available in all theaters.
What are these callbacks I keep hearing about?
In addition to throwing props, it's a long-standing tradition for RHPS audiences to shout things back at the screen, MST3K-style, for the amusement of fellow audience members (because the screen actors sure as hell can't hear you!).
Callbacks or interactions, as a part of audience participation (AP), are constantly-evolving, living things. We strongly encourage you to come to our shows (or any other shadow cast's) and pick up new lines for yourself, in their natural habitat. Don't worry, we won't hate you for not yelling--as long as you're laughing at other people's yelling.
But if you must have study aids, we are the Internet is here to help!
